(Sing along to the tune of " Smooth Criminal" by Mikey Jackson !). A tribute to Mayor Eddie Price.
 
"Eddie on the Causeway on the Causeway Eddie"
 "Eddie on the Causeway on the Causeway Eddie"
 
  You've been hit by. You've been hit by a bridge barricade !
 
   Nothing like stepping up and taking it like a man huh Eddie ?
 
   Bobby Jindal let a few pitches slip by and Boom ! Hit the fastball outtta the park !
 
   Next time at bat he signs the Louisiana Science Education Bill
 
   Darwin vs Creation ! Teachers better have some solid lesson plans on this one. Stay tuned .
 
   The US Military can't seem to locate a few hundred Nuclear Missile Components.
  
    FEMA says .." We'll find 'em ! " " You can count on us ! "


 
    Lenny Kravitz says he's been celibate for three years. Saving himself for his next wife.
 
    Yo Lenny ! Define celibate for us will ya ?
 
     I mean that was A-Rods wife leaving you house right ?
 
     Bill Cosby says " Put responsible people in office " " You voted for him because of his color"


 
     Come on Bill this political circus has more lots of tents to fill .
 
     The man was right you know.
 
     David Vitter wants some campaign money to pay his legal bills.
 
     Yo Dave !  Give us a funny Top Ten List as to why and maybe we'll play along
 
     Bill Jefferson says he has an " Honorable Explanation " about that ninety grand in the freezer.
 
     Wha'ts next Bill ? Ya gonna start wearing a giant foam  WE'RE #1 Finger ?
 
     By the time you get to this line another member of Nagin's staff just walked.
 
     Eddie Price says " Lemme correct myself " " I'll never do it again on weekdays "
 
     State Legislators asking Jindal for Slurpee machines and Slim Jims for every session
 
     That Misery Index we read on the show this week was a kick in the groin wasn't it ?
 
     We're ranked last in attracting college -educated workers ?
 
    Don't panic. Never mind. Everybody panic !
 
    New way to save money on your medical insurance.
 
    Prostate exams over the phone. The doc simply talks you through it.
 
    What was playing on Jim Tuckers I-Pod ? Sounds of cash rolling on the beach and the clanking of silver coins jangling in his pocket.
 
    What's playing on his I-Pod now ? The sound of blathering crybabies and a chorus of seals slapping their mitts together.
 
    Corrupt politicians should be made to drive around the city with an open pot of hot coffee between their legs.
   
    Catch my meaning ?
 
    Medicate me !

Yow !  " Mr Jindal, a Mr Tom Benson is on the line"....."Yeah, what's he want ?"...."Something about that new stadium you promised?"

 
Broke my heart . Sazerac won't be the official cocktail. Damn !
 
The suits said it would have sent the wrong message about the state.
 
And what exactly is the message we're sending now ?
 
Try this one on. "Help !"
 
Ok let's cool our grills about this Jindal for the VP slot.
 
Ya gotta master the current gig first.
 
Gotta master the "Art of the Staredown " first.

Was sad to hear the passing of George Carlin. When asked a couple  of years ago what he would want on his tombstone he responded.. " Jeez, he was here a minute ago."

 
Jefferson Parish folks may be looking at a "triple the cost" of their garbage pickup.
 
State Legislators say " Don't sweat it "
 
Eddie Price says " Woah ! " " How's that for livin' on the edge ?"
 
Cynthia Hedge-Morrell says " Yo Eddie !" " Last one 'cross the bridge pays the fine !"

Norman Robinson says " Lemme in on that bet !"
 
Board of Ethics must now reveal the identity of the accuser.
 
Where's a good informer going to be when you need one ?
 
Just wondering. The Legislators could have taken a lil less and spread some of the money to the cops and spice up the teachers pay. Right ?
 
Ok maybe I'm reaching.
 
The coward's mantra. " I gotta get outta here !"
 
Sedate me.

Happy Birthday Dianabol ! The first widely used steroid turns fifty today ! Congrats ! Ya changed the world of sports .
 
Tiger vs Rocco . Sounds like an old fight card. The smoke filled arenas where all the men wore suits and hats.

Except it's golf.
 
Tiger is only half human. Human when he's off the course. 'Cause don't tell me he is on the golf course.

But the knee surgery is kinda getting over played don't ya think ?
 
NFL and NBA guys comeback from the same injury and play.
 
Local News Anchor Norman Robinson is thanking his lucky stars. Flips his car after too many sips. Not seriously hurt. Nobody was hit or it would have been all over for him. The picture of him urinating in front of the officer plants an odd mental picture doesn't it ? Will he still be able to be taken seriously when he takes someone to task in a news story ? Stay tuned.
 
Bobby J vs the Legislators. The people say Bobby lost round one. Did he give the round to win the bigger ones ?

 
Went to the table with the other side knowing Jindal was pushing for $ 320,000 for his economic development secretary and wants 237 grand for the secretary's deputy.....oops !  State education Superintendent Paul Pastorek just got 411,000 big ones.....they also knew the Gov's salary was increased by 35,000 bucks last year ( total salary is now 130,000 ).......( that's too low for the position isn't it ?)
 
Just asking. Are all the cameras working yet ?
 
Supreme Court decesion will allow Guantanamo prisoners to challenge their captivity in the US Courts !

Obama approves. McCain says biggest mistake by the courts in history.

 
Is our legal system geared for Radical Islam court dates ?
 
Danny Daugherty gets 17 years after being caught with fifty thousand sexually explicit pictures of children.

Castrate sexual predators ? I  I say turn it into a light show while you're doing it.
 
Just thinking. When the Jefferson Parish Council banned hourly rates for hotels and motels didn't that take some of the fun out of life ?
 
Just what are the sales figures on that Viaprin Strip ?  Supposed to be able to slip 'em under your tongue and vavoom ! The best sex of your life. used to appear in the Times Pic sports section. Anyone buy any ?
 
Sen. Ann Duplessis and House Speaker Jim Tucker both agree. Kobe Bryant finally got some help from his mates in game five.
 
Bill Jefferson responds with " smooth " when asked about the pay raise for the legislators. .." and I know the value of the buck baby "

 
Sedate me.